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12 entries this month
You're welcome...
00:17 Aug 30 2013
Times Read: 887
03:28 Aug 29 2013
Times Read: 897
Coffee...
23:21 Aug 27 2013
Times Read: 906
Coffee... ~...and I ran over the three 6 yr old pedestrians, because the sky is freakin PURPLE, and It's purple... because COFFEE!~
The selfish nature of this family out does itself once again. Brought to you by:
The quote of the day...
"I dumped the old coffee, because there is no milk in the fridge."
07:56 Aug 25 2013
Times Read: 932
...And now, a wave of it all, hits me.
... and Assault the commonplace.
01:14 Aug 24 2013
Times Read: 943
"Don't bend; Don't water it down; Don't
try to make it logical; Don't edit your
own soul according to the fashion,
Rather, follow your most intense
obsessions mercilessly."
Words...
03:57 Aug 20 2013
Times Read: 963
Afterthought
...You're the one who plays the violin...
03:45 Aug 20 2013
Times Read: 966
Many cages many rules
many battles in my blues
Many days without a clue
but, you came and turned me loose
Call you when things don't go my way
you have the world that hits my brain
Heal me with your touch, anoint me
because your love is all I need
It's all about you
You're the one who lives inside my mind
a message falling from the sky
and a revelation of the moon
It's all about you
You are the one who stays and never goes
a solitary spotlight in my show
You are the one who plays the violin in my
Caribbean blues
Guide to Self Improvement. 14 steps only... I promise
18:29 Aug 18 2013
Times Read: 1,000
If a person references an action, a fact or idea I've shared with them, to me: I'm thankful they were even f*cking paying attention and I smile they were able to.
If I reference an action, fact or idea a person has shared with me, to them: I'm throwing it in their face and/or attacking them with it.
Conclusion: Guide to NOT being an a**hole
1. Stay Silent
2. Retain nothing
3. Ignore
4. Give not a fuck about anything
5. Lie about everything and anything even if you don't need to.
6. Show no concern
7. Don't speak your mind. (I refer you to rule 1)
8. Live as a Blatant Hypocrite.
9. Feign Interest in wanting to learn about a person.
10. If you MUST speak your mind, Sugar coat and baby your thoughts to the point of wanting to throw up in your own mouth as you share them for the sake of not offending ANYONE.
11. If you are confused about something, you've clearly not payed attention to Rules 3, 4, 6 and 9, and must now...
12. Feign Understanding (while forsaking rule 1, 6 and 7, and must now salvage rule 2 and repeat rule 3 and 5 to yourself until you learn, you thick headed motherf*cker.)
13. Forsake the entire spectrum of Human emotion, Unless it concerns you. (You just broke rule 4... again!)
14. You have ignored this entire list of Rules and are now stuck in a Perpetual Hypocritical Limbo of Rule 4. (hey at least you didn't break #8, right?)
Erm.... Yeah... I think I'm starting to understand why I'm SUCH an a**hole.
Mhmm... 21:23 Aug 07 2013
Times Read: 1,071
Message To: crazydog55
Hi, I'm Slain, and you just messaged the wrong asshole on Vr with the idiotic bullshit.
That is one of the greatest propositions I've yet to get on here. Mildly amusing... but still painfully stupid. Please refrain from messaging me further. and know that I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, such as getting hit by a truck and bungee jumping with kite string. Have a great day.
On 19:43:31 Aug 07 2013 (-0 GMT) crazydog55 wrote:
hi I am matt I am looking to get in the porn business I was seeing if you want to be my boss I do what you say and you keep all of the money I work fro free just for you and you keep all the money I am a bi sexual so you up for it
On 19:40:43 Aug 07 2013 (-0 GMT) Slain wrote:
O.o?
On 19:38:20 Aug 07 2013 (-0 GMT) crazydog55 wrote:
You've been bitten by crazydog55!
Trophies21:03 Aug 06 2013
Times Read: 1,085
Normal people use Antlers, Fish and the such to decorate their walls as Trophies.
Hardcore people leave Centipedes, Spiders and MOSQUITOES on their walls as trophies.
#yeahthatsright #SWAG #yeahIkilledubitch
Nicknames and Petnames...
21:14 Aug 02 2013
Times Read: 1,118
This service announcement for those who don't give fuck anyway.
I love coming up with nickname for those who I am friendly with, especially if the name reflects something in the history of our talking. Not only to make it easy to type, but to show a certain endearment and loyalty... Not everyone gets a nickname... and that is not a fucking bad thing.... sometimes you just don't 'need' one.
I absolutely hate "Baby' and 'Babe"
But I made an exception for you.. why? because you told me what it meant to you and how you felt when called that. I can appreciate that...
So I take it on and use it ONLY for you...
Only to watch you allow others to call you that same fucking thing? Fuck others and their freedom to call you what they wish... if you allow it... you allow it. What the point if it means the same as any other mother fucker around, right?
Am I imagining the disrespect and lack of meaning this implies? Sure I am.
The slap to the face is there. Who cares?
"something for you to remember me by..." or some such garbage.
20:24 Aug 02 2013
Times Read: 1,126
The best kind of "Bye, we'll talk soon." On Vr...
Is to log on, and say or leave absolutely nothing as a massage, at all. That kind of thing warms anyone's heart.
~This clarification is for the fucking emotionally illiterate: That was Sarcasm.
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